Product Manager Jokes, Volume 1

Here are some great product manager jokes, if you’re ever in a situation where you need to tell a joke making fun of product managers, at the expense of product managers, which, let’s face it, is most of the time.

Joke #1

What do you call an engineer who’s not meeting expectations?

A product manager

 

Joke #2

What does a Jeopardy loser and product manager have in common?

They both ask a lot of stupid questions

 

Joke #3

What’s the best way to pay a product manager?

American Express. They love taking credit for things.

 

Joke #4

What happened to the product manager who could only write 3 lines of code?

He got promoted.

 

Joke #5

What’s the technical term for a Director of Product Management?

An entry-level engineer

 

Joke #6

Did you hear about the Product Management International Goodwill Program?

It’s called presentations without borders

 

Joke #7

What’s the difference between a product manager and a puppy?

Someone cries when you kill a puppy

 

That one was a little dark.

Joke #8

What’s the hardest part of being a product manager?

Explaining what you do to your parents

 

Joke #9

What did the PM do to get back at his nemesis engineer?

Talk

 

Joke #10

What does a Copper mine and a drunk PM have in common?

They both eventually start to make cents

 

 

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