Here are some great product manager jokes, if you’re ever in a situation where you need to tell a joke making fun of product managers, at the expense of product managers, which, let’s face it, is most of the time.
What do you call an engineer who’s not meeting expectations?
A product manager
What does a Jeopardy loser and product manager have in common?
They both ask a lot of stupid questions
What’s the best way to pay a product manager?
American Express. They love taking credit for things.
What happened to the product manager who could only write 3 lines of code?
He got promoted.
What’s the technical term for a Director of Product Management?
An entry-level engineer
Did you hear about the Product Management International Goodwill Program?
It’s called presentations without borders
What’s the difference between a product manager and a puppy?
Someone cries when you kill a puppy
That one was a little dark.
What’s the hardest part of being a product manager?
Explaining what you do to your parents
What did the PM do to get back at his nemesis engineer?
What does a Copper mine and a drunk PM have in common?
They both eventually start to make cents